“They say rock n’ roll is the devil’s music. Well, let’s say that it is; I’ve got news for you. Let’s say that rock n’ roll is the devil’s music and we know it for a fact to be the absolutely, unequivocally true.
Boy, at least he fucking jams! Ha ha ha ha! Okay? Did you hear that correctly? If it’s a choice between eternal hell and good tunes and eternal heaven and new kids on the fucking block … I’m gonna be surfing on the lake of fire, rocking out … high five at Satan every time I pass the motherfucking shore.
You know, if you play New Kids on the Block albums backwards … they sound better. Gives them that edge they’re missing, puts some fucking hair on their balls.
Come on, Bill, they’re the New Kids. They’re so good and so clean-cut and they’re such a good image for the children.” Fuck that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking rocked! I don’t care if they died in puddles of their own vomit. I want someone who plays from his fucking heart!”
— - Bill Hicks, Salvation
